Tiffany?”ĮPISODE 8 – “Night on the Sun” The sexiest episode (and by that I mean lust and sex-filled, including best girl fight.) ….Everything is dolls… and she will not stop talking.įranklin, to Jason You do realize I’m a vampire? …I’ll heal.” Jason, in response: “Not if I’ve got wooden bullets.”Īnd, I think everyone would agree this was the line of the night: Hoyt, to Jessica (about his current girlfriend): “I hate her. I guess you could say that.”Īrlene, re: needing 9 hours sleep: “It’s for the BABY!” Did he do this to you?” Lafeyette, in response: “No. Lettie Mae, to Lafayette: “You ain’t got your mask on. Sookie, to Bill: “ Normal couples do NOT do this, Bill Compton.” Now-ish.”Įric, to “the authority”: “FUCK THE AUTHORITY! Russell’s words. Pam, to Ginger: “We’re going to need your house. Jason, to Crystal: “Could you not make me a rapist?”Įric, to Ginger: “Ginger, dear, where do you live?” Sookie, to Eric: “ I’m not some kind of prisoner you can just lock up any time you feel like taking off.” Eric: “ Actually, you are.” If you’re not going to give him Sookie, at least figure out how to use her. I have no interest in inheriting your farm on Erhland(?). Pam, to Eric: “Y ou’re choosing a human over yourself, Eric? Over me?… You would have said, and done, anything to save Godric. Pam, to Eric: “ Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.” He had big plans for me.”Įric, to Sookie: “ If I meet the true death without having at least having you, Sookie Stackhouse, that would be my biggest regret.” Jesus, to Lafayette: “Abuelo….He practiced black arts…. Sam, to waitress: “ I got two rules in my bar.

Lafayette, to Jesus: “ Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.”Įric, to Sookie: “ Do what you want. Sookie, to Bill: “ I’m a FAIRY? How fucking lame!”Įric, to Yvetta: (You mean to me…) “ less than nothing, you gold-digging whore!” Expressin’ my feelings.”Īrlene to Doc (weakly, in finding out she hasn’t lost the baby): “ Yay.”Įric, to Pam: “ You know I love you more when you’re cold and heartless.” Tara, to Sam: “ What crawled up your butt tonight?” Sam, in response: “Nothin. Sookie, to Bill (about their alterna-dream life): “ We don’t even KNOW Eric Northman.” Tommy, to Sam: “ You’re nothing but Joe Lee in a Sam suit.” Foytenberry, to Summer: “ Damn it all to heck. Jason, to Crystal: “ It’s like a werewolf, only a panther?”Įric, to Russell: “ 1,000 years ago you came with your wolves to the Vikings. Lafayette, to Jesus: “ Just LIKE a virgin. (SPOILERS! Don’t read if you haven’t watched these episodes.) I’ve provided some context where necessary although, honestly, some of them may be even more precious without context.

The writing (and ad libbing) in True Blood provide so many good quotes, sometimes it’s hard to narrow them down.

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